The Salty Sea Dog

by Ms. Palmer’s Kindergarten

A really gross man who never washes

With ugly black and yellow teeth

A patch on his eye

My, oh my

A scar on his bloody cheek

(chorus:)

Nasty and naughty are pirates

Mean and wild and free

Scary as a monster, wild as us

A dirty buccaneer is he

He’s cruel and he doesn’t use his manners

And never clips his long toe nails

He makes ’em walk the plank

And never says “thanks”

Hairy from his head to his tail

(chorus)